IT'S A NEW YEAR
Why not ruin it by seeing the Kinsey Sicks?

Washington, DC - Feb. 4-19
The World Premiere of "Electile Dysfunction" at Washington's Theater J, which commissioned the work. See the box to the right for details.

Reston, VA - Feb. 10
The Kinseys in "Each Hit & I" at the Reston Community Center's CenterStage. Tickets are available at Reston CC.

Hays, KS - Feb. 20
We can't get enough of Kansas, although Kansas has probably had more than enough of us. The Kinseys in "Electile Dysfunction" at Ft. Hays University. Watch this spot for details.

Grinnell, IA - Apr. 13
The Kinseys visit Grinnell College. Watch this spot for details.

Northampton, MA - Apr. 14
The Kinseys bring "Electile Dysfunction" to the Northampton Academy of Music. Tickets are available at The Academy.

Greenburg, PA - Apr. 19
The Kinseys visit University of Pittsburgh at Greenburg. See you there!

Montclair, NJ - Apr. 20
The Kinseys visit Montclair State University. Showtime is 8 PM at the Memorial Auditorium.

Minneapolis, May 2-5
The Kinseys bring "Electile Dysfunction" to the Twin Cities at the New Century Theatre, 615 Hennepin Avenue. Watch this spot for ticket information.

Denver, CO - May 25-27
The Kinseys return to Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret for a big weekend of 5 shows of "Electile Dysfunction." Shows are Friday and Saturday at 7pm and 9pm, and a single show on Sunday, time TBA. Tickets will be available in early spring at Lannie's.

IMEN Gathering - Weekend of July 13
The Kinseys appear at the "International Men Enjoying Naturism" gathering in rural Maryland. This show is only open to gathering attendees. So if you'd like to get outdoors, get naked, and have no barrier between you and the Kinsey Sicks but air, register for the event at IMEN.

Seattle, August 3-4
The Kinseys bring "Electile Dysfunction" to Seattle's Triple Door. Tickets are available at The Triple Door.

San Francisco - Aug. 7-19
The Kinseys bring "Electile Dysfunction" back home to the beautiful Rrazz Room at the Hotel Nikko. Tickets will soon be available at available at The Rrazz.

Tampa - Aug. 24
Why attend the Republican National Convention when you can get your Republicanism straight from the Kinsey Sicks? "Electile Dysfunction" plays opposite the convention at the Tampa Theatre. Watch this spot for details.

Pittsburgh - Sept. 6-9
The Kinseys return to City Theatre with "Electile Dysfunction." Shows are Thursday and Friday at 8; Saturday at 5:30 and 9; and Sunday at 2. Tickets will be available mid-year at City Theatre.

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Kinseys in Sydney

Kinsey Sicks in the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade.
Photo by Erez Ben-Or.

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ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
KINSEY SICKS FOR PRESIDENT

Sometimes it's hard being a Republican.

Join the Kinsey Sicks for the official launch of their groundbreaking campaign to become the first Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet to win the Republican nomination for President!

Watch as the gals take (a)back America by out-pandering, out-conspiracy theorizing, and out-outlandishing even the most cynical of the current crop of Presidential candidates, all in glorious four-part harmony.

The Kinsey Sicks were commissioned to write "Electile Dysfunction" by our good friends at Washington DC's Theater J, where the piece will run from February 4 through 19, 2012. Then watch for its arrival at a campaign whistle stop near you!

Graphic by David Polonsky, courtesy of Theater J.